How can I deal with an annoying dad?

My dad is so annoying. He sings too much and he says my name in everything. He talks to the cats and dogs. He doesn't listen to me when I ask him something. He laughs at everything that isn't funny like if he says my name 1,000,000 times and I yell What he just laughs and walks away. He touches me too much I think its gross because his fingers are really brownish yellow like poop. EWWW!!!!!! I just can't stand it anymore. My aunt once yelled at me because I yelled at him for being ANNOYING!!! How can I deal with it!!!! Please help