I was wondering if anyone knows the name of a comedian i am looking for?

He was on comedy central a few weeks ago and Ive tried looking for him all over the place. I remember some parts of jokes: I was at a party and someone yelled "fight". When you're a kid you stop what you're doing and run to that fight. Its like saying jesus came and he brought dough-nuts. -- I realized that I have never touched a black persons hair. It was so soft -- Black people, like crocodiles fall asleep when you pet them -- When giving birth, sometimes women poop and pee -- Jamaican doctor.... Thats all I remember. Any help? I think he had blue eyes and brown hair.